Top 10 Occupations The Hulk Should Never Do

10. Unemployment officer – With unemployment so high and people being taken off unemployment for being on there so long… there’s a legitimate reason to be upset. Just don’t take it out on the man whose turning green…

9. Professional Golfer – You’ve seen golfers throw their clubs in a lake or even there whole golf bag? Well how about a golf cart? The Hulk might if he got a triple bogey.

8. Yoga Instructor – Odd? Yes. But drop some weights near a yoga room and see what happens… Not so peaceful now. Huh.

7. Retail Store Manager – How mad do you think you would be if you had a customer try to refund something they had just stole from you? Ha ha. Uh, what? Yeah, you might wanna run...

6. Parole officer – How many times did I tell you not to be near that stuff… How many times?!... then again, the Hulk might be a good kind of parole officer.

5. Seamstress – More strange than a yoga instructor? Possibly, but just think about how much of a pain it is just to thread a string into a tiny needle eye and that’s with your fingers. Now try to imagine that with Hulk like fingers and then once you finally get it through, the needle tip pokes you as to say: “nener nener.”

4. Journalist – Constant deadlines, persistent scrutiny, long odd hours, and not nearly enough credit and pay for the job… “Hulk SMASH deadline and mean critic!”

3. Call Center – With people cursing at you and acting even more absurdly rude then how they would behave if face-to-face, I can imagine the Hulk smashing a few phones and computers. Not a good fit.

2. Childcare – Little blonde kid tells his mom overjoyed, “Hey mom, Johnny kept kicking me today and wouldn’t stop even for the teacher. Then the teacher kicked Johnny to the moon.”

1. Taxi driver (high populated city) – Do you like it when people cut you off in traffic? I’m sure he wouldn’t like that either. Just imagine a temper tantrum with thousands of cars being thrown around like Hot Wheels. 

* Is your job listed on here? If not, should it be? Share what you think and tell me what the Hulk would do if he was in your position.